Monday, 22 June 2009

Impressions That Must Never Be Done Again

I want legislation. The following impressions must be made illegal within the next 28 days. If you have a legal background, please get in touch.

Kermit the Frog
Frank Spencer
Sean Connery
Elmer Fudd
Tommy Cooper
David Coleman
Roger Moore
Anyone from The Simpsons
Fred Flintstone
Robert de Niro
The Movie Voice Over Guy
Arnold Schwarzenegger
George Bush, especially with extrama syllamables
Any Other Muppets, especially Miss Piggy and Fozzie
Any Harry Enfield characters
Any Fast Show characters
David Brent
Bob Hoskins
Michael Caine
Clint Eastwood
David Attenborough
Are You Being Served?
Cartman and Any Other South Park Characters
Jeremy Clarkson
Trevor McDonald
Lenny Henry
Groucho Marx
Larry Grayson
Ronald Reagan
Margaret Thatcher
Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Robin Williams
Jack Nicholson
Ozzy Osborne
Ali G
Bruno (coming onstream July 2009)
Family Guy
John Merrick
Beavis and Butthead
Marlon Brando
Anyone from Star Trek
Bad Lip-Synched Kung Fu Movies
Nelson Mandela
Bill Clinton
Little Britain
League of Gentlemen
Vic and Bob / Shooting Stars
Eddie Murphy
Bob Dylan
Michael Jackson
Johnny Cash
The Churchill Dog
Mr T

Offences should carry minimum 10 year sentence. Life for Kermit, Connery and Arnie. If you have any other suggestions for the list, please add them below...