Oh, this is wrong. And I mean Properly Wrong.
I was in Bristol a couple of weeks ago, and we got drunk on Pimms, and there was a skip.
So I said "Let's go Dumpster Diving!".
So we did.
What we found looked like something out of Lost. Amongst the busted office chairs, ceiling tiles and bits of carpet, there were dozens of wallets of slides.
So we took some.
And they are DARK, my friend. Here's a teaser for you:
It's the last one on that list that turns it into a SAW prequel, I think.
I shall post more. Some of them are really unpublishable. I am talking severed human feet. Not only that, but the names of the patients are written on the slides. Surely that is a bit wrong. Surely there must be such a thing as a Slide Shredder?