There was a young man in the crowd this evening. And I am talking 8 or 9 years old.
I was knackered, and suddenly I am faced with a huge crowd, and A YOUNG BOY IN THE FRONT ROW.
Terrifying. So, rather than just getting through the set, I am going through it frantically trying to cut out all the rude and sweary bits... And I mostly managed to do it - and to be honest, it was a gift - until I got to the last bit. And then Neil came into his own. I said to him and his parents "This last song has a very strong word in it, will it be ok?"
And Neil said "Oh, don't worry, I hear it all the time at home..."
I salute my comedic superior.