ME: Does anyone here enjoy drugs?
MAD OLD BLOKE: I'd have to take some to enjoy your show, hurhahahahaha!
ME: Ah. Very good. That explains the syringe dangling freely from your eye socket, sir.
(MAD OLD BLOKE EXITS)
Bring 'em on, I say.
Also, it was the first free show of the run this afternoon. It was not bad - lovely, lovely crowd, including a reader of this very blog. Humbling.
Not only that, but we had time to squeeze in the Barack Obama bumsex joke in the paying show. Sounds fun, doesn't it? If you fancy coming, try and find me from about 7.45 outside The Caves - I'll try and sneak you in for cheap. Two for one. This week only. Then I'm not sure I'm allowed...