Apparently, he lived off pies and cola, while he faked his death.
Decided to just relax today. Fancied a pie and some cola. And why not? We’re quids in. I’m living the high life in this little wardrobe. Well done, John. Well done me.
A nice relaxing day. I thought, “why not?” so I treated myself to another pie and cola. Delicious. There’s plenty to do in here. Sometimes I stare at the wood panelling. Sometimes I smell it.
Relaxed today. Pie and Cola again. Noticed a nail I hadn’t noticed before. What a laugh.
Relaxed. Pie and cola. Wood.
Pie and cola.
Pie and Cola.
Pie and cola
Ok, maybe I am getting slightly bored.
I know! I’ll have a pie.
And some cola.